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🔥Last Day 49% OFF - 🤣✨Military-Grade Shart Survival Kit for When Your Butt Commits Treason

🔥Last Day 49% OFF - 🤣✨Military-Grade Shart Survival Kit for When Your Butt Commits Treason

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🔥Last Day 49% OFF - 🤣✨Military-Grade Shart Survival Kit for When Your Butt Commits Treason

🔥Last Day 49% OFF - 🤣✨Military-Grade Shart Survival Kit for When Your Butt Commits Treason

Regular price $29.99
Regular price $29.99 Sale price $48.99
SAVE 38% Sold out

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 Military-Grade Emergency Backup ️

Built tough for "butt treason" crises! Military-grade durability ensures this kit stands ready when digestive mutiny strikes—your reliable rear-end rebellion responder.

Hilarious Gag Gift Vibes

Perfect for prank lovers! A side-splitting gag gift that turns awkward emergencies into laughs—ideal for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates quirky humor.

All-in-One Survival Essentials

Packed with must-haves for unexpected "rear-end rebellions"! Everything you need to handle digestive mutiny quickly, discreetly, and with zero panic.

Quirky & Memorable Present ✨

Stand out with a gift that’s equal parts funny and functional! Great for white elephant parties, birthdays, or as a silly surprise for loved ones with a sense of humor.

  Compact & Discreet Design

Small enough to stash in bags, desks, or cars—discreet emergency support for when your butt commits treason, no matter where you are!

What’s in the Box?

You'll receive a hinged metal tin shart kit containing a tissue pack, non-alcoholic wet wipes, white disposable underwear, survivor's badge and an instructions card. Wipes NOT FLUSHABLE.


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